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"Starr I Are"
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)

 

I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see --
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her
I n your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?

I did not do that
Here or there--
I did not do that
Anywhere!

I did not do that
Near or far --
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.

Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?

And did you tell
The girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?

I do not like you
Starr-You-Are --
I think that you
Have gone too far.

I will not answer
Any more --
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!

The public's easy
To distract --
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!

 

Author: Unkown
Received: January 1998

   

 

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