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"Starr I Are"
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)
I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see --
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her
I
n your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?
I did not do that
Here or there--
I did not do that
Anywhere!
I did not do that
Near or far
--
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
The girl to
lie
When called upon
To testify?
I do not like you
Starr-You-Are --
I think that you
Have gone too far.
I will not answer
Any more
--
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!
The public's easy
To distract --
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!
Author:
Unkown
Received: January 1998