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The Top 10 Questions Kenneth Starr Plans to Ask Monica Lewinsky
10. Can I try on that absolutely darling little beret?
9. Is it all right if my son Ringo asks a few questions?
8. In a past life, did you sleep with President Kennedy?
7. Was your security clearance at level 36C -- uh, I mean, level C?
6. Is that hair gel?
5. Could you have a talk with my intern?
4. In the course of your encounters, did the President ever yell, "Yee Hah!"?
3. Are you mad at me for ruining your entire adult life?
2. Is it true he asked you
if you would like to "go down in history"?
And, the number one question Kenneth Starr plans to ask Monica Lewinsky:
1. Did you inhale?
Author: Unknown
Received: July 1998