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Wellhung: Hello,
Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am
wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements
are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you
look like?
Wellhung:
I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue
sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a
few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.
Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my
bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser
and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its
down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping.
I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling
up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning
your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning
softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold
of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing
my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing
your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly
jerks spastically and I accidently rip a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK,
it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for
it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry
about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling,
rising and falling, as I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling
with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your
hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp. The bra
slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for
you.
Wellhung: How did you do
that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching
my back. Oh, baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping
the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running
my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze.
Your breasts are covered with spit.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry.
Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping
your spit off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the
sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a ...
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling
your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming
like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling
up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off
your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on your
... umm ... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the
matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic
hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a
coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to
the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking
for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet
to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking
a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to
me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the
cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the
bed, aching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the
cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to
the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on
the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tugging
off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me, too.
Sweetheart: Your pants
are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each
other.
Wellhung: Your face is
pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you
take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't
see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending
over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee.
I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back,
lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom.
It's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting
eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going.
I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the
matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized
that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to
the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come
on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going
to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it,
baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching
your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a
little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving
my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide it
in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't
sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing
up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging
with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses
and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind.
I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my
wet, nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No, wait! Now
I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser,
knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning
my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my
glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain.
The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell.
I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet
is on fire! Oh noooo!
Author:
Unknown
Received: February 1998
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