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Republican Light Bulb Joke #1
QUESTION: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: 462:
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12 to investigate Clinton's
involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the light
bulb industry
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16 to cut funding for alternative
lighting R&D
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34 to cut the tax rate on light
bulbs
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53 to design a block grant so
the states can change the bulb
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41 to talk with defense contractors
about night-vision gear instead, and
- 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs on the Internet.
Author:
Unknown
Received: Spring 1996