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The Monk Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor that they have to pass one more test - The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, tells them to undress, and gives them each a small bell on a ribbon to tie onto their "winkie". Exotic music fills the air. Soon, a beautiful woman, scantily-clad in a costume of silk veils, enters the room. She approaches the first candidate and proceeds to dance sensually around him.
*Ting-a-ling-a-ling*
"Oh Joseph," says the Monsignor. "I am disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The first candidate leaves. The music continues. The beautiful woman dances around the second candidate, slowly peeling off layers of veils. As the last veil drops:
*Ting-a-ling-a-ling*
"Patrick, Patrick," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness." The second candidate leaves.
The music resumes and the dancer continues, swaying naked in front of the third candidate. No response. She undulates wildly, writhing up and down against his body. Nothing. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you!" the Monsignor exclaimed. "Only you have the true strength of character to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers."
*Ting-a-ling-a-ling*
Author:
Unknown
Received: December 1996