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Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life
Black
Black color preferences point
to Black sex. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out
each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform
at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that many sex offenders prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence
that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black. attire.
Blue
Lovers of Blue are wonderful
sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners
needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant.
Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their
partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category
enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but their passion
might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men
and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the
sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate, never
failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
Brown
If you love Brown, you are a
real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep.
Sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24-hour
a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You" often enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their
tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots of time and privacy
to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end
the affair.
Gray
The color Gray is preferred
by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything, including
colors, so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look
at sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing less).
It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who prefer Gray don't make love,
they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons, to accommodate their
mate or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster
until the sex act is over with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray,
the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the
Gray spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.
Green
Those who prefer Green are fresh
and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love Green will make
love like virgins all of their life. And a man may always be a trifle
clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green
lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never
need worry about infidelity.
Orange
People who favor Orange tend
to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role,
a one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as
the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they
feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm, but
they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and
women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises and
the ballyhoo add up to nothing.
Pink
Persons who like Pink show a
reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease; to promise
more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity,
but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes
boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers
and flirts. They are the type who will take three dates for the same evening
and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women
whose husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they are
deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.
Purple
Lovers of the color Purple frequently
consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes
are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are businesslike in their
approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned
with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
Red
Tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the
sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds
get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers
of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!
Yellow
If you tend to favor Yellow
your sexual drivers are complex and lean toward the adaptable. The favorite
color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don't panic - not everyone who wears
Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will acquiesce to the stronger
partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the
fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy
or admire.
White
If a person in infatuated with
White, sex often seems dirty. These people are puritanical in nature.
French kissing is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of.
Women who love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower
before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names for their
genitals.
Author:
Unknown
Received: June 1996