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Top 10 Ways Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars
- A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year, instead of before.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you just accept this.
- You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
- The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
- The US government would be getting subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them.
- New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.
Author: Unknown
Received: April 1997