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"You call this a toilet?!"
And Other Oddities of Japanese Housing
Julie Parsons, ALT
Rikuzen-Takata City, 1994-97
Before I came to Japan, I imagined
what my new home would look like. It didn't bother me that it would probably
be small. After all, with Japan being the global leader in high-tech innovation,
I was sure my abode would be a picture of modernity, complete with new
conveniences my Western mind could not even fathom. When my predecessor
wrote with the blessed news that my apartment was not one, but two floors,
I couldn't believe my good fortune. On top of that, my monthly rent would
be only ¥9000 (less than US $90/£60), since my apartment is
owned by the prefectural government and is designated "teachers'
housing". But, my predecessor warned, the kitchen and bathroom are
small and the building is old. Perfect, I thought: cheap, small enough
to keep clean, and probably quaint and charming to boot. I could hardly
wait to see it.
I can now say without a shred
of doubt that there is nothing quaint or charming about cockroaches. These
and a host of other surprises greeted me upon my arrival at my new home.
I arrived very late my first night, and after being awakened at 4:30 the
next morning by the sunlight streaming through my shoji (thin paper
screens that cover the windows), I took a good look around. I was utterly
amazed. My predecessor failed to mention not only my pesky roommates,
but also my pit toilet -- pit, as in, it's a hole in the ground and doesn't
flush. It did partially redeem itself by having a plastic Western-style
seat fitted over the traditional "squat" commode, but the room
itself is so small I now understand the origin of the term "water
closet". (Silly me, I thought it was the British!) The room is also
outfitted with a tiny sink that both of my hands can't fit into at the
same time. I promptly pronounced it good-for-nothing and shut it off permanently.
I use the kitchen sink now, instead.
Across the hall from the WC
is the bathroom, which has crammed into it not only my tub but also my
washing machine. There are two types of washing machines common in Japan.
One is the automatic type usually found in the West. The other is mine.
It has two compartments, one for washing and one for spinning. First you
wash, then spin, then rinse, then spin again. It's a time-consuming process
that ranks right up there with scrubbing toilets in terms of enjoyment.
In my bathroom, I also have
a psuedo-shower contraption that is temperamental and doesn't allow for
much control of the water pressure or temperature. At least I have a shower,
though -- the other AET in my town doesn't. But most AETs have showers
that work properly. If you don't and are really desperate, you can buy
one. I didn't miss not having a real shower during the winter because
I took a bath every night instead. Japanese baths are amazing; they are
of shorter length and greater depth than Western tubs, allowing one to
soak up to the neck -- a bit of heaven on a cold night! Their one drawback
is that some models, mine included, must be filled with cold water and
then heated for about 40 minutes or so. This struck me as incredibly primitive
at first, but I got used to it in no time.
Marching down the hall from
my bathroom, which takes 0.9 seconds, one finds the kitchen. "Small"
doesn't even come close. Try tiny. Diminutive. Miniscule. Some days I
feel like a giant in Barbie's Dream House. My kitchen has a sink, a space
next to the sink for dirty/clean dishes and a gas range. Most Japanese
kitchens don't have ovens, but I bought a microwave/toaster/conventional
oven which has been worth every bit of the ¥ 30,000 (about US $300)
investment. Many Japanese kitchens also don't have a Western-style hot
water tap, but this really isn't an inconvenience. Instead, a small, separate
hot water heater fits above the sink and allows you to instantly have
water ranging from tepid to almost boiling. It's great for making tea!
I also have cupboards in my kitchen, but I have yet to see a Japanese
kitchen with "counter space" as we know it. My trash can and
midget refrigerator eat up most of the remaining space. A skinny friend
and I can cook together quite nicely, but only if we get along very well.
There's lots of bumping around and no room for squabbles!
Just past the kitchen is a
4 1/2 tatami mat room which serves as a dining area. A tatami is a mat
used as flooring material in traditional Japanese rooms. It is made of
rice straw and measures approximately three feet by six feet. On top of
my tatami sits a kotatsu, which is hands-down the finest thing
in the Japanese home. A kotatsu consists of a table with an electric
heater attached to the underside of the frame. A blanket is draped over
the frame under the tabletop. To sit, one places one's legs under the
table, which is low to the floor, and wraps the blanket around one's lower
body. I can fit my entire body under my kotatsu, and I have often
spent several hours baking myself. Most of Japan does not have central
heating and Iwate housing is the rule, not the exception. Other than kotatsu,
space heaters are the main source of heat here. This is not as dire as
it may sound. The heaters run on kerosene, which is messy but fairly cheap,
and the best of them have timers and other gadgets that make them easy
to use. However, unless one has a heater with a vented exhaust, the apartment
needs to be aired out at fairly regular intervals. Carbon monoxide poisoning
can be not only fatal, but tends to make one somewhat unpopular with the
neighbors. Electrical heaters are also available, but they are not economical
and are best used for heating small spaces (perfect for my kitchen!).
The second floor of my apartment
is a surprisingly spacious bedroom/TV room with lots of storage space.
Part of it has a wooden floor, the other part is six tatami. Like most
Japanese, I pull my futon out of its closet every night and sleep in the
tatami area. If futons are left on a tatami floor for too long, they become
damp and cause the tatami to rot. Japanese futons are not like the ones
my friends and I had in college. They are roughly the size of a twin bed
but are very thin. I usually sleep on two, though one can also buy pads
to go under the futon. It is possible to buy a metal bed frame if you
want to, but sleeping on the tatami floor is actually comfortable.
Outside my upstairs room is
a small balcony where my two clotheslines are. As there are no clothes
dryers in most Japanese homes -- my school has one, rumored to cost ¥
80,000 -- I spend lots of time on my balcony, even in winter. I could
drag a chair out and sit and admire the view, but since it looks out onto
a parking lot and an apartment building even uglier than mine, I've managed
to resist the urge to pretend I have a patio. Most JETs I know also hang
clothes inside during the winter or when it rains, but they seem to dry
faster outside. The balcony is also used for airing out futons. You just
fling the futon over the railing, secure it with a special clip and beat
the hell out of it with a bamboo wand.
So, there you have it -- paradise.
Actually, after clearing out the cockroaches and splashing some new paint
on the walls, I settled into my apartment quite comfortably. If it sounds
like hell on earth to you, don't worry -- no other JETs I've spoken to
have had cockroaches. If for some reason you do (or if you have any other
pest problems), you can buy sprays, traps, etc. which, I'm happy to report,
work well. Whatever your housing situation, it's easy to improve things
if you use your imagination. It's usually possible to paint, hang curtains
or make other changes. I bought a three-tiered hanging basket to store
fruits and vegetables, and it made a huge difference in my elbow room.
Another concern you might have is cost. I don't know anyone who pays more
than ¥55,000 for rent, and most pay closer to half that amount.
Overall, if you come here expecting
your apartment to be as comfortable as home, you will probably be disappointed.
But if you expect the dimensions to be smaller and things to be a little
less convenient, you'll be fine. You might even be pleasantly surprised.
Some JETs have huge houses to themselves or brand-new apartments with
most of the comforts of home. You will most likely have tatami, shoji
and no central heating. If you're lucky, you might have a flush toilet
and a shower. One major inconvenience you will have to learn to live with
is frozen pipes. Iwate is very cold, and since housing here is not well
insulated, pipes can freeze and/or burst if they are not drained on the
coldest winter nights. Unless, of course, you are among the small minority
who live on the slightly warmer southern coast, where I am...even my apartment
has its advantages.
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